If I were to believe Korean Dramas:

I would believe everyone in Korea drives around in love and/or crying. Somehow, they are trained to look around the hearts bugging out of their eyes and/or tears. However, the number of car accidents which are the “meet-cutes” of these couples would lead me to believe that unemotional Korean drivers are worse than the emotional distressed ones.

I find it hard to drive even if I am just sneezing.

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Looking Through Old Journals-On the Now Fragile Pages

I wrote this senior year of college.

You know in a movie when you get mad at the girl walking ahead of her friends.

Why are you walking ahead–don’t you know better.

I realized that I was getting mad because she didn’t know she was in a horror movie.

Regulate That

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.

– Samuel Johnson

 

it is worse when inanimate objects betray us

The beauty is in the walking. We are betrayed by destinations.
-Gwyn Thomas

There are many Gwyn Thomas, apparently. I am not sure if this is the poet or the novelist. But then, I am assuming things; perhaps he is the cricketer. The Yogi Berra of Cricket.

I’m Holding Out on C.J. Cregg

The best thing about getting a concussion last weekend is that everyone asked “how do you know you have one?” Like I diagnosed myself. Oh cruel world, I have indeed accepted that I am not Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman.

I love that dirty water.

I just brushed my teeth with seltzer.

It felt peculiar. The intermediary rinsing stages created a tooth paste soda—rather like an old tymey egg-cream. I do love a good egg-cream (this did not resemble a good one).

Ohhhh-oh, Boston is my home.

This is Dramatic Irony: The World Laughing At Me

me: I had a dream, where I was breast-feeding on a plane to iceland.

me: it was really ominous

Michelle: wow
Michelle:  babies and volcanoes
Michelle: lots in your subconscious
me: dude
me:I didn’t think of the VOLCANO
me:before now
me:I am so fucked up.
Michelle: haha